Albert S

Albert S (definitely not albert einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0)  
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Member Since: October 10, 2012



Gender: Male

Age: 42

Interested In: Serious Relationship

Languages: English

Orientation: Straight
                           

ahem..not the sharpest tool in the shed..........or perhaps a sandwich short of the picnic hamper.............DONT GO THERE..........DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE WRITING OF AN AMERICAN?LMFAO......      ...

Albert S, 42 usa, Ghana
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gretings my queen, you looking gud with those beutiful eye make me smile i see you profile say to mine heart thisis the womans for my life, my queen am albert by name and your
WELL GDAY BRIGHT EYES.HOW YA GOING/
am fine to see you lovely face you like for chart at yahoo for better understanding
HMMM.............YAHOO YA RECKON?WHY NOT IN HERE?
me like etter yahhoo quickly and better for conviastun

OH OF COURSE AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE A LEARNED COLLEAGUE PERHAPS EVEN A SCHOLAR OF THE GREATER STUDIES TOO...WITH SUCH ALOQUENT VOCABULARY WITH A MENU OF ARTICULATED SPELLING TO DIE FOR!!
am not understand this
OH ITS QUITE EASY IT JUST MEANS THAT PICKLED ONIONS IN GIBRALTER THIS TIME OF YEAR ARE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO PROCURE......WOULDNT YOU AGREE??
what place u comefrom
THE LAND OF THE FLYING KANGAROO MATE....WHERE POSSUMS ARE IN EVERY BACKYARD, AND THE SULPHUR CRESTED COCKATOOS ROAM FRE
ELY........HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED A CUPPA AT THE BILLABONG/?
am not understant you words

EXEPTIONARY ID SAY.....SUCH A CULTIVATED VOCAB U HAVE ID REST ASSURED KNOWING I WAS SAFE IN YOUR HANDS

i like for get no u best we make yahoo

YAHOO.......YAHOOO........YAHOOO...........THATS WHAT I SAY WHEN IM HAPPY.

yes understant

OH WONDERFUL(I AM TRUELLY BLESSED SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU SIR???A LOAN?..........MONEY FOR THE SICK?OR ARE YOU IN NEED OF THAT LONG AWAITED LABOTOMY?..........BECAUSE IM HUGELY RICH AND SUCH A GIVING PERSON

do u mean u make a monies

OH CHRIST YES1FILTHY RICH......JUST WAITING TO GIVE IT AWAY.........DO U HAVE A RECOGNISED CHARITY WHO WOULD BENEFIT FROM MY WEALTH?


i like no u bester we make yahoo

SWEET MAN......PERHAPS A TOUCH RETARDED, I AM UNABLE T MAKE A YAHOO ACCOUNT........MY DIGITS WILL NOT CONNECT TO THE GREY MATTER AND COLLATE THE REeLVANT INFORMATION........

what say this

DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY WORDS?

yes
I WILL EXPLAIN

ALL IM SAYING IS ITS RAINING HERE WHATS IT LIKE IN THE STATES

wht is states

THE UNITED STATES.......MASS, DETROIT, MICHIGAN?ALL LOVELY ARE T THEY!

i not be ther
OH REALLY??WELL DEFINED IN ThE ABOVE MENTIONED PROFILE IT DiSTINGUISHES THE LOCATION FROM WHICH YOU RESIDE...
is you name what

MY NAME IS JESSICA MARYANNE, LOUISE CLAUDETTE , DELIGHTED TO MAKE YOUR AQUAINTANCE

what u job making

WORK?..SUCH A DISGUSTING WORD.......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......I PREFER TO NAME MY OCCUPATION AS THERAPY

I AM NO LONG IN THE WORKFORCE, IM ON MY YACHT SAILING ROUND THE WORLD.

yacht is boats

THATS ENTIRELY CORRECT GRASSHOPPER...........

do u make this boat

WELL U MIGHT AS WELL SAY THAT YES..........I SAIL IT.ALONG WITH MY CREW.....

is yo u job for this in the boats

INDEED BRIGHT SPARK........

?

COMPREHENSION DEFINITELY ISNT ONE OF THE ASAID FORTES FOR YOU IS IT?

is much money for mke this boats yes

ABSOLUTEY SQILLIONS UPON GAWILLIONS!

is this much

TOTALY AND CATAGORICALLY........

do u like for wife of me i come to you living you house in coctoo place of living

RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN SAMBO?

wat you say

WHAT ARE YOU ASKING?OR CANT THOSE LITTLE CAPILLARIES CONGREGATE AND COME TO AN AFFIRMED CONCLUSION?
DO U AGREE
????????????
yes is good
okay for me

WHATS OKAY FOR YOU???????
(ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MUCH NEEDED LABOTOMY?>

u marriede

HEAVENS NO!!!!??????MY ENORMOUS BOSSOMS ARE MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AS WE SAIL THE SEA..........

u make sail in boat?

INDEED YOU ARE QUITE ILLITERATE IN A SENSE ARE YOU NOT?......IS THERE ANYONE ELSE PERHAPS ANOTHER CLONE OF WHICH I CNA CONVERSEPERHAPS A PIER?>OR EVEN A HOUSEBRICK???

u like me, for marry i like you my queen\

FUNNILY ENOUGH I NAMED MY BOAT AFTER THAT VERY NAME.....QUEEN MARY!

mary you queen.....what place you live

HAVE I NOT ALREADY ITERATED THAT SUBJECT?

do u like yahoo for bester chart

OH WAIT!!!I HAVE AN IDEA.......CAN YOU WAIT FIVE MINUTES..
yes im wait for you.......

NOW DONT YOU LEAVE ME........STAY HERE I WILL BE BACK................I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU...

i waiting for you

OKAY I HAVE RETURNED..........OH I HAVE TO GO AGAIN.......ILL BE BACK........CA N U WAIT??????

yes is late for the night am need to sleep my bed

I PROMISE I WILL NOT BE LONG..........ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP.TAKE IT TO BED WITH YOU.....
ok

what you phone numbers

SO IVE RETURNED......NOW TELL ME GRASSHOPPER?....DO U REALLY BELIEVE THERE ARE 43 AND A HALF BEANS IN EVERY CUP OF NESCAFE?





(ONE HOUR LATER)

NOW READERS.......KEEP IN MIND..HIS OPENING PARAGRAPH....HE SENT THAT MESSAGE TO A SCAMHUNTERS SITE WITH A WITCH DR AS THE PIC!!HOW DUMB CAN THESE BASTARDS GET!!!!!!!!!JUST ANOTHER RIDICULOUS BLOODY GENERIC MESSAGE.......OF COURSE I JUST HAD TO UPSET HIS APPLE CART!
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